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We Didn't Playtest This At All

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  • Description

    From the publisher's website:

    "The most aptly named game ever!

    In this exceptionally silly and awesome game, your objective is to win! Simple enough. Sadly, all of your opponents have the same simple goal, and they're trying to make you lose. Between Rock Paper Scissors battles, being eaten by a random Dragon, or saved by a Kitten Ambush, there are many hazards to avoid."

    Play Summary

    Everyone starts with 2 cards. On your turn, draw one card from the deck, and then play one from your hand following the instructions on the card. There are many hazards to avoid, including: bombs, dragons, arrows, laser pointers, arrows, black holes, Rock Paper Scissors battles, number battles, zombies, etc. Luckily items abound that can save you, too: spaceships, science, shields, dinosaurs and a kitten ambush!

    There are Star Cards: they are clearly superior to normal cards. Every player has an equal chance of drawing a Star Card from the deck.

    Integrates with:

    Microbadge: http://files.boardgamegeek.com/images/microbadges/mb_WeDidntPlayt.gif


    • First Edition
      • 1 rules card
      • 54 cards (38 normal, 16 Star Cards)
    • Second Edition
      • 1 A7 rules sheet
      • 62 cards (44 normal, 18 Star Cards)
      • 13 blank cards (10 normal, 3 Star Cards)
      • 15 Chaos Pack cards
  • Details
    Category: Card Game, Humor
    Time: 10 minutes
    Designer: Chris Cieslik
    Year: 2007
    Ages: 12 and up
    Publisher: Asmadi Games
    BGID: 31016